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Lᴀɴ Xɪᴄʜᴇɴ —(Lᴀɴ Hᴜᴀɴ) ☁︎ 𝑍𝑒𝑤𝑢-𝐽𝑢𝑛 ([personal profile] lanclan) wrote2023-05-10 12:01 am

eastbound inbox.

inbox for the mirror pendant of 'Average Sighren'.

“Please leave your message and I will attend it as soon as possible.”

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[personal profile] wifedup 2023-10-19 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Tch. Nobody knows anything, that's the first thing you need to remember.

( His nose scrunches a little, thoughtful. )

My first time was with a woman almost twice my age. I couldn't afford anyone else and I wanted it - done, I suppose? I wanted to choose it. It felt very important at the time, to be rid of my virginity.

( He'd been young, and growing into something prettier than he should have been. Sneaking out had made sense, he doesn't sound even remotely ashamed of it. )

She was nice, matronly. I didn't know what to do with any part of my body and she didn't make me feel bad about that. I didn't know what I liked back then, or that women weren't really for me, and it was awkward and a little silly and I thought afterwards that I didn't know what the fuss was about. But it didn't change anything, I wasn't different. I was still me. So even if you choose to and it's not what you think it doesn't have to mean anything, mm?
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[personal profile] wifedup 2023-10-19 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
No grandmothers for Huan-er.

( It's a good distraction, Wen Kexing has never actually felt shame on this specific topic of conversation and it very clearly shows. The brutal vicious murder? Yes. The sleeping around half of China? No. )

Would you be opposed to paying? I know you treat the whores well, so I know you don't see them as anything lesser, but you might still want it to happen organically.
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[personal profile] wifedup 2023-10-19 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Cute.

( He reaches up to prod at Lan Xichen's cheek, feeling a little silly. It's better than the alternative though, and so he doesn't mind. )

Aiya, Lan Huan, I don't think you'll find it hard to find someone willing to warm your bed. If I asked I'm sure there'd be a long line of people trailing halfway out the taverns. ( Waving that hand. ) Don't worry, don't worry, I'll be subtle. I do know how to be.

( Sometimes. )
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[personal profile] wifedup 2023-10-19 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
( He hisses through his teeth like a cat, plucking his hand back down. It's not fair to have his own antics turned back on him, especially when he's too out of his wits to deal with it. )

Behave.

( And then -. ) I won't tell your brother, because he'd probably behead me for saying the rules are stupid. ( Half-hearted, Lan Wangji was kind to him after all. He might have to deal with that at some point. ) It's not his business either way.
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[personal profile] wifedup 2023-10-19 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
He shouldn't.

( What crime was it? Loving someone. It's easy to be mistaken when the heart burns so bright. )

Mm. And I'm a bodhisattva. ( Except, they both know now that he is not. He blinks, sudden, repeatedly, lets out a sigh again, closing his eyes more fully so he can't see. ) I think you deserve happiness. Anyone who knows you should see that.
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[personal profile] wifedup 2023-10-23 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
The only thing rabbits are good for are eating.

( A mild grumble, because he knows Lan Xichen sees things differently than he does. He doesn't think he'll be as offended as Lan Wangji was with the fish though. )

I'll make you a list of retorts before you go, so if anyone ever says anything bad you have them already compiled. You can strike the fear of me in Gusu too, that's only fitting.
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[personal profile] wifedup 2023-10-27 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll cook you a feast, then. The ingredients here are lacking.

( And then, a yawn, splitting his face in two before he covers it with the palm of his hand. )

Aiya, I'm an old man.

( Or maybe the days are catching up on him. )

I should go to bed. I should certainly stop taking up all your time.
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[personal profile] wifedup 2023-10-28 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm.

( It's probably a bad idea. He's been more prone to nightmares these days, he doesn't always know where he is when he first wakes. But, he imagines Lan Xichen is more than capable, and sleep is already tugging at him beneath the ache of his thoughts and the slow slumbering of his veins. He's so tired.

Perhaps just for a little while then.
)