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[lanclan]

inbox for the mirror pendant of 'Average Sighren'.

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un: absterge | mid... castle stay...

[downswing]

Grown men take snow in hand and aim for sport.


( Forever scarred. )

[lanclan]

You did so, when you were a baby.

[downswing]

...surely not.

[lanclan]

I handed you a snowball, which you first ate enthusiastically, then threw and demanded more of.

[downswing]

I lacked such dignity?

[lanclan]

You also liked to shout 'EAT' each time you wanted a snack for around a year until you grew out of it.

[downswing]

Brother would not lie.

It contradicts the precepts.

[lanclan]

You were a baby, babies are above rules.

[downswing]

...brother allowed med indignity. Fed me snow.

[lanclan]

You would not STOP eating it the first time you saw it, Didi.

[downswing]

Did brother set it in a bowl?

[lanclan]

I made bao buns of snow for you.

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...you fed me snow. With purpose.

[lanclan]

You survived to manhood!

[downswing]

...brother behaves as people of Yunmeng.

[lanclan]

We are not quite there.

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Brother fed me snowballs without bowls.

[lanclan]

I put the bao snowballs into a bowl!

[downswing]

Were there chopsticks?

[lanclan]

For your chubby little fingers? No.

BET WHAT HE'S TALKING TO A SERVANT FOR XICHEN'S DINNER

[downswing]

Are there other habits I shamed myself with in infancy?

meanie

[lanclan]

I will compile a list for Wei Wuxian to read to you.

aggressor!!!

[downswing]

Do not offer him this weapon.

[lanclan]

You have already burned your ties with me.

[downswing]

...do not. Even in jest.